if Horses Were in High School,
What Cliques Would They Be In?
· Quarter Horses: Definitely jocks. Strutting around flexing those muscles, showing off their butts...definitely jocks.
· Thoroughbreds: Preppies. Sometimes athletes, never 'jocks'. Monogrammed blankets, leather halters, Nike eventer shoes, the latest custom trailer and tack. They are the "new money" rich.
· Appaloosas: Could only be the stoners. They like to trip acid so they can watch their spots move.
· Arabians: RAH! RAH! SIS BOOM BAH! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TEAM!! (need I say more?)
· Shetland Ponies: Frightening, spiky hairdos, snotty attitudes and any color of the rainbow .... Gotta be PUNKS. Some even sport tattoos.
· Friesians: Big, buff, and always in black, they are the biker clique. Cigs hanging out of the corner of their mouths, dangerous glint in the eyes, daring anyone to cross their path.
· Morgans: They're the nerdy teacher's pets, running around doing everything from yearbook to decorating the gym and ratting out the bikers, stoners and jocks. They have perpetual wedgies.
· Drafts (all breeds): No real clique, they're just the big guys who sit in the back of the room and fart a lot (and then laugh). Who's going to STOP them?
· Icelandics and Paso Finos: They're the little squirrely geeks who flit around a dance trying to fit in and fail miserably. The kind who wear Toughskins jeans from Sears (or would that be rip off WeathaBeetas??).
· Ahkle Tekl (Akle Takl? Ackle Tackle....!! Akhal Teke!!): Foreign exchange student(s). And no one can spell their names either.
· Hackney Ponies: A breed this manic would have to be a band geek. Marching along with their knees and heads held high.....even going to the bathroom.
· Warmbloods: Old Money Preppies, as opposed to the TBs who are new money preppies. All their tack is imported from Europe, they drink Perrier water and eat only organically grown feed. They look down on everyone and talk amongst themselves about summer in Paris and skiing in Gstad and wasn't it dreadful how provincial Spruce Meadows has become?
This was just to funny not t share. One of my friends on facebook posted it.
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Three Wishes Farm
So since I have been gone for so long and just now getting back into HARPG bare with me. This is going to be my journal where I keep everything straight for myself and for anyone who is interested in who is active or not at this time. ___________________________________________________________________________________ Humans ___________________________________________________________________________________ Active Horses Obertaurer - TWF Silver Belvedere (sport horse) - Cherokee's Contradiction (pure) - BRR Saalach (hun type) - TWF Renaissance Man (sport horse) Waler/Australian Warmblood - TWF Kakoda (waler/austrailian warmblood bloodstock) Thoroughbreds - Rumoirhasit Warmbloods - TWF Ardai - TWF Fire and Ice - TWF Ambassador's Ambition Nordanners - TWF Batalia 6 - TWF Battle Cry 1509 - TWF Mischief Managed 1975 - TWF Obliviate 2008 - WR Abbadon 1941 - TWF Winter Serenity 3202 - TWF King's Memory
I AM BACK
Well after a super long hiatus I have now spammed DA with some of the art I have done in the years I have been absent. I am getting close to starting production back of potter, canvas painting, and some digital art as my work schedule allows! Feel free to hit me up!
Fawnling Free to a Good home.
So I am offering one of my fawnlings to a good home. First one to comment gets her and I will note the group. She is being given away as a full character that means her personality and such needs to stay as is. She has had one fawn.
Here is the fawnling --> http://missstylish.deviantart.com/art/Saghani-341214533
For Sale
You wont get a better deal!! All mutations 5k, all normals 2k
I am selling off some of my stock. These prices are firm.
Comment or note to buy, as soon as the points are sent, I will send the transfer of ownership note to the group.
Sold to :devRR-Nordanner: Undesigned Joker Gelding ID# 041 http://nordanner.deviantart.com/journal/Joker-ID-List-01-99-330133466 - 10,000 :points: You can design it, or you can have me design it for you. If I design it the price is 15,000.
WR Abbadon 1941 2,000 :points: http://missstylish.deviantart.com/art/1941-WR-Abbadon-342815698
TWF King's Memory 2012 2,000 :points: Short Lineage http://missstylish.devi
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Haha That is brilliant!